It really wasn’t the objective for the evening, it kinda just happened along with a few other things I really can’t tell you, considering I wasn’t coherent for it.
So here’s how it went…

For once my buddy, whom we will call ‘Foreplay’ (nickname) actually called early (not booty call hour) to hang out. Said it was just him and a few other people over at ‘Con-mans’ (nickname) house. I was out with my girl K, grabbin some dinner but I was definitely up for going and hanging out. After we grabbed food, we headed over to the store, in which she needed to grab some groceries for her place and I needed to grab my alcohol of choice, because I wasn’t up for drinking the PBR I knew they were going to have in the fridge. I decided that one of those big bottles of Carlo Rossi Sangria would do the job. After we grabbed the alcohol and groceries, we headed to her place so I could borrow a top, and make myself a lil more ‘cute’, more or less throw some cleavage out for the evening. After getting dolled up, I headed over to Conmans. Once I got there, Foreplay met me outside hugged me and helped me bring the ice in while I grabbed my beasty bottle of Sangria.
As soon as I walked in, I knew it was going to be a lack for better words, ‘interesting night’. There was a chick sitting on the couch, with a ridiculous amount of ‘ripped’ action going on and some oversized Taz shirt with gold foil on it and he hair was pulled back in a what looked like a perm ponytail; she kinda looked like a chicana chick but I later found out she was a white girl, just grew up around a lot of hispanics. Next to her was some chick who looked maybe 16-18 with a boy who who looked barely legal to drink who was eyeing me up and down, and she definitely was not having it and eye’d him once he said hi to me when I came in the door. Then there was ‘Conman’ on the other couch, whom I have to add, to me is fucking hot. He sings hip hop, raps, has cute swagger. He’s a dirty blonde, blue eyes, and bigger in the sense of being taller and could probably throw me around. Anywho-
Foreplay and I made our way to the kitchen, because quite frankly I didn’t feel like conversing with the underage chick and her googly eye’d buddy/bf. Once they left Foreplay and I, joined chicana chick and Conman. Didn’t talk much about anything in particular. Somewhat bullshitted about random stuff, and shot the shit. At some point or another I was highly intoxicated, and thought it was a good idea to walk to QT (which was literally right around the corner), which Foreplay decided to join me, now I vaguely remember the details but have flashes of memories of this moment. Apparently I reached the counter at QT and decided it was a good idea to purchase ciggs. I asked if they had any ‘deals’ goin on the guy was like buy one get one on the Marlboro, so I purchased those menthol death sticks and made my way out the door, as I walked out the door there happened to be a cop playing security at the QT, ( I guess someone was shot there a week prior, yea i know lovely news) but anywho, I decided it was a great idea to high five the cop. He laughed high five’d and we were back on our way to the house.
Okay so this is where things get a lil blurry. We get back to the house, I have Foreplay make me my drink, again. By now I’m on like my 8th cup, or something like that. I poured a cup for Foreplay and for Chicana chick, and that’s probably the only lil bit I decided to share with them since they were drinking that PBR stuff, ugh. Chicana chick eventually passed out on the couch so we moved to Con-mans room and listened to music. And here’s where the details are now thinned out because I barely remember a thing, but have a series of 4 pics that give some insight. I was on Conmans bed drinking my Sangria, Foreplay was standing texting on his phone and in a bad mood bc he was going back and forth with his bitch of an ex and Conman was sitting next to me. We took a couple pics in which was our faces squished together, another of me kissing his head and one more of our mouths. And that’s it. This is where I fast forward and will explain things the way I remember it, it’s going to be choppy but this is how I remember it.
Woke up drunk and a bit dazzy at 6am, to a hard on poking me from behind, so I barely remember but I know I started fucking with his dick, I woke up to him saying ‘you’re fucking amazing’ and saying that he had no more condoms bc he and I had used them all, I was confused by that but decided to go ahead and give him head,he pretty much moaned called me amazing and pulled my hair and a few other details not necessary to share. Conman asked me if I wanted to go take a shower, I said no, and laid back in bed as he excused himself to the shower. I picked up my phone to text Foreplay and ask him where the hell he was, he replied that I, yes me, had disappeared and he left bc he was having a bad night dealing with the ex. I stopped texting, looked at the floor and saw 5 condoms. WTF!? I was tired and didn’t wanna stay awake to ask Conman details. He came back into bed laid with me and put his arm around me. I then woke up again about 1130/noon and this time completely coherent. I needed to get the hell home, or something I wasn’t up for spending my whole day/afternoon at his place. When I was getting up it woke him a bit, and he reached out to give me a hug. We kissed and he was like ‘we NEED to hang out again’ you were amazing and I had such a fun/good night. I mean apparently it was amazing if we went through fucking 5 condoms. I wish I remembered it *sad. I asked him how he thought he was going to get in touch with me, and he said I gave him a biz card. TOTALLY don’t remember doing that, I mean really, when is it a good idea to network when COMPLETELY smashed? I guess I ceased the opportunity lol. So yea, I went to the kitchen, grabbed my bottle, which at this point was 3/4 empty. Yea not sure if that’s alcoholic status that I can attack a bottle like that or not but whatever. I made my way out to my car, sat there for a moment, took a deep breath and was homeward bound. Seriously what a fucking night, or so I was told. Ugh. Wish I remembered A LOT more.
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